Haikusday

[thermalsatsuma]

Scandal in Ambridge
Is Ian the secret father
Of Helen's baby?

Absolute zero
To hotter than the sun's heart
What is one degree?

Java errors will
Be trapped if you always try
to catch exceptions

Yearly appraisal
Objectives met and surpassed
No cash for pay rise

Busy day at work
Time for the Zen garden in
Plants versus Zombies