Haikusday

Break for the border
To escape the hangman's noose
Outlaws to the end

Practical ideas
For self improvement in just
Fifty Nine Seconds

Exploited gamers
Fight back against the system
For the Win inspires

Can Phil and Phill make
A swearing free Perfect Ten?
No fucking chance, mate.

Kohl eyed, behatted,
One snide comment too many,
Not chic, just Shabby

BBC report
The nerd army triumphant
Six Music is saved!